I can't say for certain that eating 5 white castle sliders yesterday resulted in the sheer agony I have been experiencing today. But I can say with certainty that I haven't been able to leave the bathroom for a good 14 hours.
Someone help!!! I swear never to give in to a craving again!
Monday, January 30, 2006
a craving...gone bad
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Ha! I had totally forgotten about White Castle. I used to have like 8 of those things after soccer games in Ohio.
There are hundreds of them in NJ/NYC -- and I stay away from them like the plague.
A long time ago when I was a crazy teen, I ate at White Castle.
Here is my story:
After a long night of smoking weed with my friend, I had the munchies. I wanted to stop at a deli and eat a turkey sammich. But no, my buddy said that White Castle would hit the tummy just right. So, I was like cool lets go.
We arrive at W.C. and they had the 5 white castle burgers for a $1. So I buy 10 of them white castle burgers. I ATE THEM ALL in record time -- like 20 minutes.
When I got home I literally had shit flying out of my ass.
I had an extreme case of the shit attack -- I don't call it diarrhea -- it was a shit attack. I was shitting non-stop. I was shitting so much, I was sweating. My ass was having a serious workout session. The shit was coming out like a faucet.
I was in the bathroom for a good 14 hours myself. In fact, it would stop at interverals and 10 minutes later it would start back up again and I would starting shitting continuously.
My shit was real drippy and gooey. It was a mess back there. I couldn't believe it. After a while, I shitting out water -- burning brown water out of my ass!
After that night, I vowed to never ever eat a White Castle burger. If someone had a gun to my head and told me to either eat a white castle burger or die, I would tell 'em "To pull the trigger, baby. I'm not going to eat those nasty white castle burgers. Fuck it."
I'm serious.
White Castle should change the name of their burgers to -- White Castle Shit Sliders. And put a warning label that reads: "Warning: Eating this will cause extreme diarrhea. Please be near a bathroom facility when devouring these nasty ass shit burgers."
Great post.
This brought back nightmares for me. ;-)
--Trent
http://beatsandrants.blogs.com
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