Ganked from Cracked Chancla:
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or don't really know each other) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you!
Friday, January 13, 2006
false allegations...
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That was, like, such an awsome time we had last night! did you get a load of that doofus t the bar? I mean, come ON! I have never heard such conry lines in my life! And there you were attentively listening to him as if he was the most fascinating person in the universe! And then, BAM! You dropped him like a sack of hot potatoes. I nearly p'd in my pants trying not to bust out laughin! Oh it was so hilarious!!! We gotta hit that joint again.
i swear i will never bring this up again. being that its your new job and all, i will never tell anyone--especially not your boss--that you partied at my place last week. got drunk on mai tais and were dancing on the coffee table. i will not tell anyone that i had to call in sick for you when you passed out--i had to lie and tell them your fish died and you were just too devastated to talk when really you could not wake up to get to work the next morning.
How about that time we hopped on the L and went down to that shabby sik tattoo parlor and I tried to convince you to get a tat on your arm? Maybe I wasn't so good at the persuading because of our shared inebriation. Ah, what the hell? That guy wouldn't have tatted either of us because of our drunkeness.
you remember that one time when we were cutting through a kansas field and got chased by some angry cows?
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