mindless entertainment sometimes is the best

This afternoon work has been so mind numbing and boring that I'm afraid if I don't watch out, I will fall asleep face first on my keyboard; inadvertently drooling all over it causing some kind of mechanical malfunction that just may electrocute me on the nose. Sigh. But, thanks to my chat buddie Lloyd, I have been ordering around this Subservient Chicken for the last 20 or so minutes. It's actually part of an online Burger King campaign.."we do chicken your way". hee hee. Anyway, we had fun telling this poor loser of man dressed like a huge chicken to do the stupidest things: from cartwheels, to wiping his ass, to performing riverdance..this chicken does whatever you tell him to do. Of course, he won't do anything extremely r and x-rated. Some of our other favorites included: choking the chicken, rock on, do an air guitar, sniff armpits, moonwalk, throw up, eat shit and die, smoke weed, and backflip (even though the last one was kinda phony but the finale after the flip made it worth it). Granted, playing with it for 20 minutes I came across a few minor glitches, like when I told him to turn on the tv, he just turned around and around. Well, what can we expect?

I know its really sad that I just spent soo long playing with AND writing about this stupid little website, but it really made me laugh a few times and I had to share it with the masses. May it serve you as well as it served me.